You Know You're A Pageant Girl If....

So, I know these have been done before, but here's my little funny for some of the pageant girls out there.  I'm sure you can relate to many of these and if you do, then you know you're a pageant girl! 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PAGEANT GIRL IF.....

You understand the importance of practicing how to walk 

Changing your clothes in front of others is "no big deal" and you can change anywhere and with more speed than Dash from the Incredibles.

                                        

You know what terms like "butt-glue" and "sticky boobs" are and aren't afraid to use them in a normal sentence.

                                                                   
    

You take your crown and sash everywhere you go because you just never know when you'll need it!

                                               

You have evening gowns in your closet "just in case"

                                           

When you go shopping, instead of looking for clothes for school or work, you shop for outfits that would be "great for appearances"

                                       

You own a swimsuit that costs more than a year's worth of your everyday wardrobe.

You schedule your vacations around when and where nationals are going to be

                                                        

Your headshot looks like it belongs in a museum

                                                                                                                    

You know the importance of owning multiple pairs and styles of nude shoes

The most important nights on television are when "Miss America" and "Miss USA" are on....and your facebook newsfeed on those nights can prove it!

You've traded clothes with a stranger and have made purchases off of facebook

                                                     

You've become a pro at running around in 5 inch heels!

                                                     

You stand in "pretty feet" even when you're waiting in line at the grocery store.  

You have "Sister Queens" all around the globe 

 

You know how to rock out an awesome pair of pajamas!

    

You know what your favorite color is and are fully capable of explaining why

You've put in more volunteer hours than you can even remember

You are able to tell your life story in 30 seconds.

Rhinestones ARE your best friend